12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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