Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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