how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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