$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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