I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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