sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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