Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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