About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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