just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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