Whoa Z and x make the same sound
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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