he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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