Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We have started to decorate penises.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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