it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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