he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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