You're so nebulous sometimes
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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