gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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