Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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