Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
