is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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