BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We don't watch enough power rangers
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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