he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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