you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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