U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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