is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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