he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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