So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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