Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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