I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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