I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do herpes really smell.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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