Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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