super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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