first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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