I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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