I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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