Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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