Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Pants are for mortals
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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