I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I see more hoeing in ur future
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