I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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