no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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