Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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