I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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