Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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