wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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