just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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