can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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