i need an iv and a liver transplant
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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