boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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