Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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