ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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