Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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