Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
They have beer where we have blood.
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