Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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