I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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