Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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